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The Joke 7

The Joke 7

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More than a month had passed since the infamous squeakychicken fiasco at the Hawthorne Foundation Gala

The online frenzy had cooled, but the hashtags never died. Bella Roseand squeakychicken chestwere now permanently welded together across the internet

Sponsors fled. Her influencer career nosedived

On the surface, Bella seemed to be biding her time, resting and plotting her comeback with her upgradedassets. In truth, she was 

still hustlingcasting wide nets for a new benefactor, still clinging to Michael Carter

Clearly, she hadn’t learned enough

And I knew some men weren’t disgusted by her scandal. Some found itenticing

Enter Mr. Warrena bloated, balding realestate tycoon, notorious for crude tastes and crude wealth. He’d been eyeing Bella’s 

cleavage for years

Where others saw disgrace, he saw kink

While his peers snickered at the chickensquawk fiasco, Warren bragged it sounded fun.Now that she was disgraced, he thought he could pick her up cheapand maybe demand extra perks

Through my quiet connections, I arranged the meeting

Location: Skyline Club, the city’s most exclusive private lounge, a VIP suite whose securitymy people had already tweaked

Every angle of that room was under hidden surveillance

On screen, I watched Bella glide in wearing a skintight slip dress, trying to summon allure through layers of fatigue. She forced a professional smile, desperate to hook what might be her last lifeline

Her enhancedchest jutted proudly beneath her dress. Two surgeries in such short order left her aching, but tonight she had to 

endure

Warren’s greedy eyes roved over her shamelessly. In his mind, women were nothing but face and breasts, and this one came with 

internet infamy. Perfect

I smirked at the feed. One woman trying to claw back fame, one pig trying to take advantage. What a pair

Bella,he chuckled, belly shaking, that gala thing, wella bit awkward. But don’t worry. I like a woman with real personality. Stick with me, and you’ll never run out of resources.” 

His sweaty face loomed closer, hand creeping toward her chest

Bella clenched her jaw, forcing herself not to flinch, even arching slightly forward to accept the humiliation

And then- 

The doorbell chimed

Warren’s hand froze midair, annoyance flashing. Who the hell? I said no interruptions!” 

Apologies, sir,a waiter said deferentially. A lady insisted I bring you thisa 1997 Château Margauxwith her compliments. She 

hopes you and Miss Rose enjoy.” 

A rare vintage. Warren’s irritation melted into smug delight. Open it, sweetheart,” he grinned

Relieved, Bella tugged the door open, ready to take the tray

But as the waiter stumbled forward, the heavy bottle and ice bucket slipped- 

THUNK

The full weight smashed directly into Bella’s left breast

And then- 

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HEEHAWwwww!!!” 

A deafening donkey bray erupted from her chest, longer and louder than the clucks at the gala

Warren’s grin froze, then curdled into sheer horror

The grotesque sound, blasting from inches away, pierced his skull like a banshee’s wail

Wasn’t it chickens last time?! Now it’s donkeys?!he shrieked. what kind of demon chest do you have? Does it change voices?!” 

He recoiled, gagging. You call this a treasure? It’s a goddamn barnyard alarm system! Get away from me, you cursed freak!” 

He bolted, spitting curses. I came for fun, not a zoo tour!” 

SLAM. The door shook on its hinges

On screen, Bella clutched her chest, face contorted in pain and humiliation

I swirled my wine glass and toasted Dr. Harris at the monitor. Masterful work, old friend.” 

He dabbed sweat from his brow. You’re covering the damages.” 

All of it,I said, draining my glass with a grin. Worth every penny.” 

Two hours later, an encrypted clip was anonymously sent to MelonVinethe scene’s goto outlet for sugardaddy gossip. The video 

had been carefully edited

MelonVine got it instantly. The captions were pure clickbait and snark. That longdormant memory blew up the internet all over again

The headline screamed

Chicken Bust No More? Viral Influencer Switches to Donkey Mode!” 

Tycoon’s Night of Horror: Treasure Chest or Cursed Relic?” 

Mr. Warren’s Testimony: Barnyard Sounds Not Included!” 

Sponsors? Comeback

Please

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吓跑,直播事业彻底冻结。 

充斥人形警报器嘲笑。 

走投无路,抓住最后一根救命稻草,目光投向陈明。 

虽然慈善晚宴陈明惊魂未定。 

对白唯恐不及。 

架不住此刻孤注一掷疯狂纠缠。 

电话轰炸信息甚至蹲守公司楼下声泪俱下哀求。 

也许旧情一丝贪恋。 

也许沉没成本不甘。 

或许只是纯粹精虫。 

陈明可怜脆弱防备,不顾一切发嗲,竟有一丝松动。 

两人一家廉价隐秘情侣影院,试图阴暗角落重温旧梦。 

一切掌控之中。 

发现陈明出轨一个月。 

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通过私家侦探手机植入了监控程序。 

他们一条露骨聊天一次酒店预订,实时同步加密云端。 

至于情侣影院

匿名投资产业,每个都装着先进声控摄像。 

这个影院包间里,孤男寡女。 

陈明心不在焉试图贴近,紧张下意识微微瑟缩。 

两个慢慢靠近。 

胳膊毫无预兆狠狠撞在恢复依旧敏感胸前

哼唧――哼唧——!!!」 

一声尖锐短促带着怪异颤音。 

仿佛受惊猪仔嗓子发出怪叫,猝不及防死寂狭小空间炸响

Triple Kill!」 

监控室里忍不住轻声喝彩。 

暧昧气氛荡然无存。 

画面,陈明瞬间僵住,电流击中

猛地抬头,眼中翻涌荒谬羞耻生理厌恶。 

像看到什么肮脏怪物本能后退半米。 

最后情欲火苗,彻底惊恐。 

呆滞看着,终于在乎男人眼里,看到嘲笑致命审判。 

骄傲身体,爱人眼中沦为不堪入目畸形。 

一刻,彻底崩溃,蜷缩兮兮卡座。 

当晚回家陈明,如同行尸走肉沙发,死灰。 

刻意避开视线,不知一切早被角落摄像记录清清楚楚。 

心知肚明背后操控,毫无证据。 

唯有脑般,耳畔反复回荡,成了挥之不去恐怖幻听。 

彻底消失公众视野,精神状况堪忧。 

时机成熟。 

那份早已顶尖律师拟定离婚协议,一声,陈明面前。 

协议条款清晰残忍:一 

陈明相识所有隐秘聊天截图消费流水凭证清热成像酒店亲密。 

孩子市中心核心地段房产婚后存款,以及名下股份期权,绝大部分归属。 

留给一辆旧车象征遣散。 

必须亲自陪同,前往整形医院,移除那颗声名狼藉尖叫,承担全部手术费用后续修复开销。 

(陈明抓起协议,手指用力发白,脸色青紫:!……够狠!不可能!敲诈!…………..」 

不等,优雅拿出手机,屏幕亮起。 

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一段精心剪辑音频瞬间外放,音量不大,如同地狱丧钟敲响空旷客厅

——!慈善晚宴的鸡鸣现场实录,带着鼎沸。 

一 

! VIP,凄厉破空。 

哼唧――哼唧———!影院,令人作呕。 

三者无缝衔接,循环播放。 

无表情手机屏幕转向煞白,语调平稳没有一丝波澜

陈明,拒绝,问题介意家庭聚餐,或者公司即将到来上市周年庆典,一场别开生面视听盛宴」 

顿了顿, 指尖轻叩手机屏幕。 

音效,特别?全球独家,父母同事,一定非常难忘」 

熟悉诡异叫声刺穿耳膜,直捣脑髓

陈明脸上血色瞬间褪尽,身体抑制不住颤抖。 

眼前闪过慈善晚宴刺眼闪光灯嘲笑。 

闪过会所肥胖惊恐逃亡背影。 

闪过影院令人作呕叫声。 

可怕这些声音放到父母面前,或是充斥觥筹交错华丽会场

真正万劫不复

极致恐惧压倒愤怒屈辱。 

巨大精神威慑,彻底崩溃。 

几乎抢夺一般抓起,手腕不受控制剧烈抖动。 

那份屈辱协议,签下自己扭曲名字。 

陈明出轨第一。 

精心布置的棋子,一颗恰到好处落在位置。 

私家侦探每天跟踪报告。 

医生手术室实时监控。 

甚至复出联系一个资料,经由律师团队整理厚厚证据。 

陈明离婚协议签字,根本知道手里还握着多少能让永世不得翻身把柄。 

只是,签字墨迹。 

那些不堪入目私密对话记录,甚至一些不雅角度偷拍,当然

如同病毒同步出现各大匿名爆料。 

精彩还在后面

护送女王重归平坦大道,贴心全程付费组图高清曝光

照片,陈明戴着口罩帽子,遮不住眼神狼狈绝望,押送犯人一样陪着脸色惨白进出医院

#年度前夫##赎罪旅行

迅速成为一轮全民嘲讽狂欢。 

卧龙。 

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一个成了笑柄,一个社会死亡。 

尾声 

拿到远超预期财产。 

取掉,彻底消失大众视野。 

陈明

,身败名裂。 

副总位置易,熟悉圈子已无立足,如同阴沟老鼠。 

变卖带着一切旧日痕迹房子。 

带着孩子,穿着剪裁完美度假长裙,踏上飞往蔚蓝海岸头等舱。 

舷窗,白云悠悠。 

阳光正好。 

旅程,开始。 

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